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Watch Hansel Vs. Gretel Online Free

Watch Hansel Vs. Gretel Online Free  After getting a taste for blood as children, Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) have become the ultimate vigilantes, hell bent on retribution. Now, unbeknownst to them, Hansel and Gretel have become the hunted, and must face an evil far greater than witches...their past. -- (C) Paramount

Rating:
    R (for strong fantasy horror violence and gore, brief sexuality/nudity and language)
Genre:
    Action & Adventure , Comedy
Directed By:
    Tommy Wirkola
Written By:
    Dante Harper , Tommy Wirkola , D.W. Harper
In Theaters:
    Jan 25, 2013 Wide
On DVD:
    Jun 11, 2013
US Box Office:
    $55.7M
Runtime:
    1 hr. 27 min. 

These are dark days. The Oscars are over, and now morale doesn't get any lower, as the very worst films are dumped ignominiously into cinemas like a vanload of cook-chill equine lasagnes delivered to schools and hospitals. This movie is a case in point. It's a film which is so demeaningly bad, so utterly without merit, that there is a kind of purity in its awfulness. There is a Zen mastery in producing a film which nullifies the concept of pleasure.